10 second service »

By on Mar 9, 2010 in Uncategorized | 0 Comments

Tickets are almost gone for Poets, Prophets, and Punks, and   I’m really busy getting ready for the release of Diaries of a Godling on Sunday, but I wanted to pop in and share something.
A lot of people ask me, “How come things just seem to work for you?”
Aside from a lot of hard work, [...]

God is a blabbermouth. »

By on Feb 26, 2009 in Soul Food from a Showgirl | 4 Comments

“And this, our life, exempt from public haunt finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.” – Shakespeare
With the technology of today, you can know what is going on in thousands of people’s heads, but do you know what is going on in yours? With online status [...]

Holy Scha-wing! Spiritually Arousing Love Banners for You. (e cards love) »

By on Feb 10, 2009 in Soul Food from a Showgirl, Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Valentine’s day is coming. That’s right – and it ain’t gonna’ get me down – no way, no sir! That’s because I have the best lover in the world. That’s right, I have the holiest of hard ons for YOU. HOOOO-LY SCHA-WIIIIIIIIING!
(They always said I had penis envy).
I hope you’ll receive this week’s love [...]