Better than Bird Poop

What could be better than 12 days of Christmas? I mean, really…How could I top 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 dancers dancing, 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree?

And what kind of commercial brew ha ha is that anyways? Where the heck would you keep all that? And come on, you’d at least regift some of the birds. Don’t lie. That’s a LOT of birds…and you know what that means…a LOT of bird poop. It definitely sounds like a RIPE regifting opportunity.

So, how do I top that? Lord knows that from the bottom of my heart, I want to give you something special. I mean, you deserve it! Well, aside from never singing that for you again, I can do even better. 24..that’s right…24(!) fortunes! Fortunes you don’t have to make closet room for…or clean up after! I love you all so much, I’m throwing in 24 space saving, FAT FREE imaginary fortune cookies, too! I care so much, I’ve saved you from expanding your closets AND your hips. HO HO HOLILEJAH! Merry whatever you celebrate day! YAY!

A friend of mine is making fortune cookies, and I offered to write the fortunes for them. So, here they are: 2 dozen fortunes. Some of them are from past writings. See if you know which of the articles they come from. On another note, I’m wishing you a warm holiday this week. I challenge you to spend at least ten minutes being still, reflecting on how much you’ve grown in the last year: Another whole year of moments! Write down 24 things you’ve learned this year, and make your own fortune strips to give to family and friends…Be sure to share your fortunes with me! (Click Here for a video that will teach you how to make Fortune Cookies)

If you let go of the past you worry over, the bright future will whisper sweet nothings to your heart, enticing you towards its realization.

When dancing in the forest, which is a marvelous way to spend your time, don’t forget to kick off your shoes and greet the ground with bare feet.(It would be wise to wait for warm weather)

When you make love to your life, it will become round, pregnant with opportunities to carry on your legacy.

Don’t forget we’re all collectively growing up and that is an awkward process. (It’s okay to occasionally forget which shoe goes on which foot).

If you consciously navigate your ship, you will find yourself upon the shore you seek. (Have you set course for the most beautiful shore imaginable?)

Every time you open your mouth, a horde of spirits await instruction.

What a bizarre and beautiful creation you are.

May you be so blessed that dolphins leap from one ocean to the other just so they might fly by and behold your glory.

May life’s blessings slap you in the face, forcing you to turn the other cheek so that one may also be smacked, leading everyone to wonder what the rosy glow bout your face is.

If you find yourself bound, ask what the chords that hold you are made of. Then sing a new song.

Remove the dirt from the well you drink from, and you will have purity within.

Spend more time listening to the Bliss-ening around you.

Instead of waiting to receive, take the first step to being Source, and you will find that all good things begin to flow forth.

If you listen to the smallest voice within you, you will see the path laid out for you.

Rainbows don’t really have a clear ending point. Remember as you follow your promise that the biggest gift of it is experiencing the colors.

What you put it into the world becomes a part of it. What you receive and perceive of the world becomes a part of you.

If you pay attention to what the mirrors all around you are reflecting, you will be able to clearly see yourself.

When you refuse to accept something, you begin to create an illusion to exist within.

Surrender all to receive all.

You are always cradled snugly within the boundaries of your choosing.

If you give me $2 dollars, I am $2 wealthier than I was. (Don’t complain - this fortune was free).

They say that the number 23 has a very strange quality to it. They say you may see 23 again and again 23 may show up in 23 strange places.

Try not to think about the number 23 or you may see 23 everywhere you look. I wrote one more than 23 fortunes. Have you notice how many times 23 magically appeared in this fortune!?!?!

In the beginning was the WORD. The WORD of the day is love. Pass it on.